Mommy seduction.  When an underage boy seduces two of his mom’s best friends.

I couldn’t believe what I was reading.  The story “Michael Douglas seduced mothers’ friends” appeared on an MSN website, and whilst it is true that just because a news organization prints the story, it doesn’t make it true, I have to admit to not quite believing what I was reading.

After all, my career has been all about role play and whereas I use phone sex as a media for the fulfilment of my gentlemen’s callers, there was no mention of roleplay in this mommy story.

How do I know this?  Well from Michael himself:

I remember one woman who’d been pursuing me, and I’d gone back home and was in bed with another lady. At an unbelievably inopportune moment, she popped out of the closet. Let’s just say that took care of the rest of the night.

So the man himself implies that they didn’t just look at the stars when together and I wonder what the authorities will make of this one.  After all, underage sex is still illegal in this country, isn’t it, but perhaps the fact that the two ladies in question are now “probably dead now” makes this one a difficult case to prosecute.

Mind you, nobody knows whether they are alive or not, only that being 14 years older than Mr. Douglas himself, of course they would be dead!  After all it’s what he says”

There were a couple friends of my mother’s when I was 16 and they were 30,” he tells Elle magazine. “I wouldn’t want to get any of them in trouble, though they’re probably dead now.

Michael or not, take it from me:  underage sex, even if you are a celebrity is illegal, can and will land you in trouble and more.

That’s why we have age play phone sex by the way. So stop dreaming.  It’s time to make a phone call.